My most embarrassing moment while driving
Apr 26, 2014 15:51:33 GMT -5
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Post by DashCamExtraordinaire on Apr 26, 2014 15:51:33 GMT -5
Embarrassing moments happen while driving. Be it you spill your coffee, soda, fries fall out of your fast food bag etc. Might not be embarrassing, but none the less you feel horrible. Before I tell you my most embarrassing moment while I was driving home from work, Safe Drivers Unite gave me the idea to create this thread. I'll go ahead and start, here it goes.....
So a few years back when I use to do window installation.We stopped at a gas station to fill up and get some food on the way back to the shop. It had been a long day as we installed a good 185 windows, a new record for our crew. I was soo hungry that I could have eaten the ass end out of a dead rhino. I made my way to the hot dog section and saw the most delicious specimen my eyes had ever seen. I proceeded to take out this doggy out and put it in a bun. Never mind the fact of I don't know how long it had been sitting there, well I didn't care!!!
I then proceeded to see the cheese and chili dispenser. I drown that frank with both and topped it with some onions and mustard, yes... mustard. It looked more like chili and cheese, and you couldn't tell that there was a hot dog inside this mountain of greatness! We then took a few minutes to eat what we had and my coworkers laughed as they watched me devour this saturated frank. It was the most delicious thing I had ever had in my entire life,......so I though.
On the way back to the shop my stomach didn't feel all that well On may way home it just got worse. All of a sudden my gut started growling like the Lycans from the underworld movie. I felt like Harry from dumb and dumber when Loyd gave him that turbolax in his coffee. I hit traffic on the way as this was not helping the situation. I had to poop sooo bad I was clenching my butt cheeks as I was driving. Finally traffic started to move and I made it to my apartment complex still clenching with everything I had. Finding a parking spot close to my apartment was a good thing as I could not run. As soon as I parked and turned my truck off butt cheeks spoke to me and said "We cannot bear this burden any longer as our strength is at it end! " Couldn't hold it any more......
Poop then followed to run down my pant leg and my reaction was like "ohhhh NOOOO, OHHHHH YEAH!!!!" as the re leaf felt amazing, but the outcome was not!!! I still had to walk to my apartment and lucky for me no one was around. I wrapped my sweater around my waist and made it to my pad leaving a poop trail to follow. I still lived at home with mom at the time and as soon as I walked in,......she told me to come and sit with her. I just ran striaght to my room then into the bathroom!!! Took a shower with all my clothes on! Nothing got on my driver seat thank god, but still scrubbed it the next day. So that's mine, what's yours?
So a few years back when I use to do window installation.We stopped at a gas station to fill up and get some food on the way back to the shop. It had been a long day as we installed a good 185 windows, a new record for our crew. I was soo hungry that I could have eaten the ass end out of a dead rhino. I made my way to the hot dog section and saw the most delicious specimen my eyes had ever seen. I proceeded to take out this doggy out and put it in a bun. Never mind the fact of I don't know how long it had been sitting there, well I didn't care!!!
I then proceeded to see the cheese and chili dispenser. I drown that frank with both and topped it with some onions and mustard, yes... mustard. It looked more like chili and cheese, and you couldn't tell that there was a hot dog inside this mountain of greatness! We then took a few minutes to eat what we had and my coworkers laughed as they watched me devour this saturated frank. It was the most delicious thing I had ever had in my entire life,......so I though.
On the way back to the shop my stomach didn't feel all that well On may way home it just got worse. All of a sudden my gut started growling like the Lycans from the underworld movie. I felt like Harry from dumb and dumber when Loyd gave him that turbolax in his coffee. I hit traffic on the way as this was not helping the situation. I had to poop sooo bad I was clenching my butt cheeks as I was driving. Finally traffic started to move and I made it to my apartment complex still clenching with everything I had. Finding a parking spot close to my apartment was a good thing as I could not run. As soon as I parked and turned my truck off butt cheeks spoke to me and said "We cannot bear this burden any longer as our strength is at it end! " Couldn't hold it any more......
Poop then followed to run down my pant leg and my reaction was like "ohhhh NOOOO, OHHHHH YEAH!!!!" as the re leaf felt amazing, but the outcome was not!!! I still had to walk to my apartment and lucky for me no one was around. I wrapped my sweater around my waist and made it to my pad leaving a poop trail to follow. I still lived at home with mom at the time and as soon as I walked in,......she told me to come and sit with her. I just ran striaght to my room then into the bathroom!!! Took a shower with all my clothes on! Nothing got on my driver seat thank god, but still scrubbed it the next day. So that's mine, what's yours?